Yes, I live in Vegas.

But! I absolutely hate it when people call me whenever they’re in town &ask if I can hook them up with a hotel room, or get them in a club for free, with a complimentary table of course.

I am not concierge. If you don’t call me when you’re back at home, then don’t call me when you’re in Vegas expecting me to hook you up with everything.

I don’t need any more friends, especially cheap ass, fake ones.